For a long time now I have denigrated my Bradford pear tree. It’s smelly in the spring, although it looks nice. It produces loads of inedible fruit that spawns offspring in my garden and everywhere else the birds decide to fly. Bradford pear trees are generally weak trees that split because of their “V” shaped branch unions that cluster with more branches than a hydra has heads. There are many, many, many reasons why you shouldn’t plant these invasive ornamental Callery pear trees but they get planted anyway in gardens and landscapes by builders and homeowners looking for a cheap, fast growing tree that has an attractive and uniform appearance. Remember looks aren’t everything when planting a tree.
Obviously the Bradford pear tree is a good candidate for my least favorite plant in my garden. I haven’t brought myself to slaughter it yet, however that has never been far from my mind. The size of our trees provides a privacy screen in the front yard that just can’t be replaced quickly. So I hesitate. The offspring of our trees sprout all over which won’t stop should they be removed since the builder of our neighborhood planted two in EVERY front yard. Good for cross pollination? You bet. Good for the sanity of gardener who has to weed them? Not so much.
Last night we had wind like you wouldn’t believe. It sounded like O’Hare airport was in our backyard most of the day. I think I saw a lady on a bicycle fly by and there may have been a cow that mooed at me while flying past the window as well. But amazingly the plants I would most like an excuse for removing are still standing. They split in every other yard all the time, why not mine? Which brings me to one of the many cosmic rules of gardening:
“Plants that you don’t like (or don’t want) are indestructible.”
You’ve noticed that rule too haven’t you? It’s always that one plant that you never get around to remove, feel bad for removing, or actually have a good reason for keeping but secretly despise that never, ever gets hit by pests, disease or acts of god. It’s indestructible!
I’ve told you about my most despised and least favorite plant in the garden, now tell us about yours!